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Windows
Funny Programs

All the programs you can download in this area are for Windows (95, 98, NT, 2000), and they play dirty tricks only in Windows. They are divided into several thematic groups below.


Flipped Windows

interface

Flips 180o your Windows screen.

2K

Shooter

You can shoot down any Windows application with the help of this program.

33K

Oey Jumper

"OK" button starts jumping.

7K

Desktop Toilet 2.0

Desktop Toilet 2.0 is a program that will let you change the icon of your Windows 95 Recycle Bin to any of 5 styles of toilets. It will also allow you to assign a sound file of a toilet flushing to the Empty Recycle Bin event.

112K

Smiley

Shoot down the flying ugly face & don't destroy your opened windows.

120K

Funny Error Generator

Displays random (and often nonsence) error messages.

169K

Fake Start

This program will make it look to the user that the start menu has stopped responding to the system. Looks *exactly* like the real Windows95 Start Menu.

130K

Anti-Start

"Start" button hides away from the user.

5K

Jumping "Start"

"Start" button jumps up from time to time. Resident.

15K

Paranoia

"Closes" all the opened windows and leaves only "Start" and Taskbar, which is jumping.

120K

Earthquake

Shakes Windows hardly.

3K

Odometer

Counts mouse's steps.

17K


Crazy Sheep

stupid creatures

Crazy sheep run around your Desktop.

117K

Damned Rat

The damned rat is f***ing around your Desktop. When you kill it, it turns off your Windows

204K

Fox Family

A fox family lives on your Desktop.

122K

Orange

Crazy oranges run around on your table (like a sheep).

64K

Pie Bill Gates

A game: you should hit Bill Gates with cakes.

150K

Mr.Bean

Mr.Bean sits on the Desktop and talks.

128K

Vermin

Many cockroaches run around on your Desktop. You can alter their population, color and speed.

35K

Zoo Eyes

Collection of many eyes looking after your mouse pointer.

100K


Disk Administrator

mock & horror progs

Funny disk formatter.

95K

Thanks God It's Only A Game

"Deletes" all the files.

314K

Deleter

"Deletes" Windows. When you decide to press Cancel, Cancel does not work.

123K

Formatter

"Formats" disk, but Cancel button hides away from you. (In Russian)

112K

High Performance

Imitates Windows Deleting, but looks like a tool which increases performance.

39K

Minesweeper

The interface of the mock game is similar to the standard Minesweeper interface, but the game-field runs away from the mouse pointer. It is simple in use: just copy it over your friend's Minesweeper file.

180K

Cartman Says

sound

Cartman says: Fuck!.

565K

Cartman: Bitch

Cartman sings a song about a Bitch.

1,6

Fucking Jingle Bells

Sings "Jingle Bells" with words: "Heil, Heil, fucking Heil! Whatta Croco Shit".

557K


Botherer

residents

This is a program-mockery, which regularly (once at 10 minutes) begins bothering. Besides, it interferes in functioning with the buffer of exchange.

464K

Big Foot

The Big Foot runs through the desktop.

43K

Budun ver.2.3

mixture

A utility that helps to choose proper amount of vodka to drink (In Russian).

141K

Alcoholic test

If you're overdrunk, you see double Desktop.

97K

Alien Detector

AlienDetector is a Win95 program which scans the immediate surroundings for Extra Terrestrial life forms using the most sophisticated techniques available.

400K

Urinal test

You MUST select the proper urinal in the WC.

203K

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