All the programs you can download in this area are for Windows (95, 98, NT, 2000), and they play dirty tricks only in Windows. They are divided into several thematic groups below.

interface

Flips 180^o your Windows screen.

You can shoot down any Windows application with the help of this program.

"OK" button starts jumping.

Desktop Toilet 2.0 is a program that will let you change the icon of your Windows 95 Recycle Bin to any of 5 styles of toilets. It will also allow you to assign a sound file of a toilet flushing to the Empty Recycle Bin event.

Shoot down the flying ugly face & don't destroy your opened windows.

Displays random (and often nonsence) error messages.

This program will make it look to the user that the start menu has stopped responding to the system. Looks *exactly* like the real Windows95 Start Menu.

"Start" button hides away from the user.

"Start" button jumps up from time to time. Resident.

"Closes" all the opened windows and leaves only "Start" and Taskbar, which is jumping.

Shakes Windows hardly.

Counts mouse's steps.

stupid creatures

Crazy sheep run around your Desktop.

The damned rat is f***ing around your Desktop. When you kill it, it turns off your Windows

A fox family lives on your Desktop.

Crazy oranges run around on your table (like a sheep).

A game: you should hit Bill Gates with cakes.

Mr.Bean sits on the Desktop and talks.

Many cockroaches run around on your Desktop. You can alter their population, color and speed.

Collection of many eyes looking after your mouse pointer.

mock & horror progs

Funny disk formatter.

"Deletes" all the files.

"Deletes" Windows. When you decide to press Cancel, Cancel does not work.

"Formats" disk, but Cancel button hides away from you. (In Russian)

Imitates Windows Deleting, but looks like a tool which increases performance.

The interface of the mock game is similar to the standard Minesweeper interface, but the game-field runs away from the mouse pointer. It is simple in use: just copy it over your friend's Minesweeper file.

sound

Cartman says: Fuck!.

Cartman sings a song about a Bitch.

Sings "Jingle Bells" with words: "Heil, Heil, fucking Heil! Whatta Croco Shit".

residents

This is a program-mockery, which regularly (once at 10 minutes) begins bothering. Besides, it interferes in functioning with the buffer of exchange.

The Big Foot runs through the desktop.

mixture

A utility that helps to choose proper amount of vodka to drink (In Russian).

If you're overdrunk, you see double Desktop.

AlienDetector is a Win95 program which scans the immediate surroundings for Extra Terrestrial life forms using the most sophisticated techniques available.

You MUST select the proper urinal in the WC.